Next mans willy

Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.

Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

Chief

A friend you respect.

Person A: „Can you pick me up tomorrow morning?“
Person B: „Sorry Chief, I will not be able to make it.“

by HakFather November 02, 2022

3geld

A measure of the currency Swiss franc. A bottle of Grey goose costs 3geld.

Person A: We should get another bottle.
Person B: Bro I only have 1geld left, do you have 2geld? Then we have 3geld.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

Nutztier

Someone who has a low bar when looking for a partner and got ran through by the whole football team.

Person A: I think she likes me bro!
Person B: Bro, she‘s a Nutztier, she likes everybody.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

R4

A popular shortcut for "Rinora 4", one of the biggest clubs in Switzerland. People from all over Switzerland travel to Zurich at the weekend to enjoy the ambience of the club. The club is known for its friendly bouncers.

Person A: Bro I just graduated Hustler’s University, let‘s celebrate that!
Person B: Hell yeah, R4 is the perfect place for that.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

Njeri

Another word for "dude!" It can be used as a greeting, farewell or filler word.

Njeri, I had so much fun yesterday.
Or
Are you serious njeri?

by HakFather November 02, 2022

Würelos

Originally planned as a petrol station, Würenlos developed into a place where all the party people meet on their way home after partying. A perfect place for a snack like the „Kurac in Teig“ or second chances. Deep conversations are often held there and instagram names exchanged.

„Lets make a stop at Würelos, I‘m too drunk to go home already“.
Or
„Lets make a stop at Würelos, maybe that one girl I saw earlier is also there.“

by HakFather October 29, 2022