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Vaginal Decay

When a women or zombie begins to rot in the genital regions. This could also stand for the male rectum in a similar situation.

Vaginal Decay can also stand for when an incident so horrible occurs it frustrates someone beyond comprehension so strongly that their vagina and/or anal region deteriorates or decays while still living. (or feels as though it has.)

A women with a immensely foul vagina or a man's fungus ridden unwashed anus.
The worse part of the zombie invasion was the putrid stench of vaginal decay.

That math test last week was so intensely frustrating that I felt as though I would be consumed by vaginal decay.

That girl in my science class wreaks of vaginal decay, she probably hasn't showered in decades.
by Liquid Pie October 11, 2008
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Ice vagina

When a girl is so much of a bitch that her vagina feels like an ice cave when she is fucked, fingered, or is masterbating
I was fucking my girl and her ice vagina almost froze my dick off!
by Pussy wall destroyer April 28, 2011
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Weatherman's Vagina

The shape made by joining the finger tips and thumb tips together, while making a vagina shape in front of the groin.

Often seen on TV weather broadcasts as the weatherman tries to find something to do with his hands.

Used as a vulgar gesture in heavy industry to indicate that someone else is a "big cunt". In this case the "vagina" is opened and closed to draw attention.
Wow, the weatherman's vagina looks good tonight. He sure knows how to show off his stuff.
by Keith Russell October 10, 2007
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Vaginal Hubris

When a girl has excessive pride in her vagina.
That bitch has a false case of vaginal hubris
by Cpt.Vagstastic November 6, 2009
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Endless Vagina

A mastrubation technique in which you perform a hand-over-hand manuever on your penis as if you are squeezing out an endless tube of toothpaste. IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!!!!
by James Taylor Stretch November 7, 2006
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vagina bunnies

A small bunny that inhabits the vagina. obv. very dangerous. known to bite penises clean off.
Asshole 1: Dude, that bitch is loaded with vagina bunnies.
Asshole 2: I know, one bit my cock clean off ='
by V.B. December 11, 2006
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Vaginal Adhesive

When a woman's vaginal fluid becomes so old and corroded that it actually becomes an adhesive; losing it's lubrication aspect completely.
Usually existing in elderly women, but more often today in younger, due to excessive vaginal fissures, corrupting the fluid secreting glands.
1. Unfortunate Male: "Man, I knew I should of brought Lube, your grandmother's moldy gaping vagina was so dry and full of Vaginal Adhesive that it tore so much flesh from me that it looks like I have a canine penis."

2. Gangsta: "Yo momma is so old her vagina covers even the most erect, wet and juiciest of thick pulsating dick in a Vaginal Adhesive so powerful it tares it clean off and glues it inside her forever."

3. Unmoist Young Woman: "Doctor, every-time me and my boyfriend make love, afterwords his penis looks and feels as if it was sunburned, or suffering a painful rug burn. Sometimes a thin skin layer even peels off it!"

Doctor: "It sounds like you've developed the first stages of a Vaginal Adhesive. You could use more artificial lubrication to lessen the effects, but it would only be temporary and still contain a mild sticky, gooey sensation. The only permanent cure known, is sex with Chuck Norris.
His huge, highly advanced and penis and seminal glands are capable of permanently moistening and lubricating the dryest and stickiest of vaginal canals.
Paris Hilton was cured of her Vaginal Adhesive problems with this method, when her natural lubricating fluids were diminished from overuse, as well of multiple lacerations from thick turbo endowed black genitalia that didn't have time to heal between sessions.
All-though the Chuck Norris treatment is highly expensive, but it saved her 50,000 dollars a year on lube products."
by Liquid Pie February 25, 2009
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