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two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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Two cares in a bottle

Derivative of "without a care in the world."

The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
He wanted to travel without two cares in a bottle.
by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012
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two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.
I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.
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Two-ee Shu-ee

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...
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two faced skank

A morally questionable woman who can please two penises at once due to her two faces
Two faced skanks keep the over population of men in china happy
by Ladygagreflex January 9, 2014
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two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever
Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.
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Two Cheeseburgers away

When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.
Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away

if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
by codemanbuff January 20, 2015
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