Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
The bottle may or may not be a reference to alcohol; that much is not known.
by theGenesispiano April 14, 2012
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Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.
by Tilt22 December 21, 2012
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Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...
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Get the two million dollar handjob mug.When a man or woman looks normal but because of their body shape you feel that if that person ate two cheeseburgers they would be fat.
Hey did you see laura.
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away
if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
Ya she looks like she's Two Cheeseburgers away
if your fat don't hate, do something about it and be dedicated to change your life. stay away from processed foods and learn how to eat properly. fat ass fat
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