josh baker

a boy who owns my heart,

he probably doesn’t know it but he’s cast a spell on me that nobody can undo,

i’m lost,

you are the knife inside my chest that pains me with every breath i take,

and the only way to stop the pain is to pull out the knife or to stop breathing.
“why are you looking at him like that?!”,” i can’t help it, he’s my josh baker”
by isthiswhoyouthinkitis? July 17, 2020
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Josh hanning

Short, funny guy who is in like with an alicia. he's mean at first but that's how he flirts. He's a trouble maker, but he's good in bed.
"who's that?" "wait he has a girlfriend" who? "Alicia!"" that would be a josh hanning"
by shalaaaaaaaa August 21, 2011
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Josh McCarthy

Big dick energy.....except he actually has a big dick. A rare and complicated animal however after some intensive training moderately tolerable. Often has outbursts of energy including rage, weirdness and laughter often dominates females via tickling, extremely knowledgeable howeverr often fails to put his knowledge to use. Recently obtained a cleaning fairy as his habitat can become disgraceful. But besides all that his humour and ability to make people smile makes him the most amazimg specimen to ever exist and anyone lucky enough to know him should treat him the best they can. His heart is to big for the world.
by Bogey April 11, 2020
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Got joshed

When your boyfriend steals you and your sisters stuff to buy crack
by Tattoosandbigshoes December 21, 2017
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josh mirales

Has holes in his sweater, he wears glasses and will always laugh at your jokes. Also shy at first .
by Pops Chules May 18, 2016
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Josh Krames

Josh is the one with the youtube channel where he is an addict of goulash, a drug that slowly makes ur wang smaller. (josh krames if ur reading this
Oh no Josh Krames, ur wee wee is microscopic! :O (says his mom)
by Oddyboyy March 31, 2018
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Josh Moore

A random quiet halfrician that looks very similar to Zero from holes. Corbin Bleu, Donnie from the Wild Thornberries, Karate Kid, and Tarzan. This very odd species likes to do very dumb shit all the time. He also attempted to kill a teacher...
Yo buhl, whats good, why are you on your roof?

Im chillin bout to pull a Josh Moore and try to do a quad back flip and land on my feet.

Nice dude....?
by Kermitthechubz July 25, 2012
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