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weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
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tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.
by ManMan36 October 3, 2016
mugGet the tv hammermug.

Code Hammer

kōd ˈhamər

1. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who is very good at solving very specific problems, but is otherwise unable to help with the development process due to either a lack of vision, a lack of interest, or is just overwhelmed by the scope of a project.

2. A code hammer is a developer/engineer who helps their dumbest friend solve problems they should really know how

to solve themselves.
My buddy Josh is a real "code hammer" I give him a task and he solves it no problem; but I ask for ideas on the project and he's all shoulders.
by MrGaud August 28, 2022
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Hammer

To be considered one an individual must be able to accomplish back breaking work by no help; muscular body; big penis; crazy individual
He retired and still went back to work that man is a "HAMMER" toughest out there.
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hammering tommy fury

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023
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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.
"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"
by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011
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