Crying Donkeys

Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.

Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys

by Jesus Has No Balls January 1, 2017

Donkey Ugly

Someone so ugly their mama must have had sex with a donkey to make them

did you see that girl? Her body looked good, but her face was donkey ugly!

by Tiffo1010 June 18, 2011

Donkey life

The last of your character's remaining lives in a videogame.

This stage is so difficult! I keep dying and I'm already down to my donkey life!

by Silent Dragonfly August 27, 2009

Ponky-Donkey

Someone who has done something silly.

A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter

You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey

by shortlane July 16, 2010

Spitting Donkey

The act of spitting on a women’s back while in the doggy style position, she then turns around and the male ejaculates in her face.

Last night I gave Thotiana the best spitting donkey, she couldn’t see for hours.

by SEKC WINDEX February 7, 2020

Damp Donkey

When ones douses an asshole, they then morph into damp donkeys and everyone knows they are an ass and you're a hero.

Ted: I hate our professor, he's such a dick
Bill: Lets drench him next class with syrup so he'll be the new damp donkey.

by Stumpy Stumps June 28, 2010

Arya the donkey

Arya is a very big donkey

Arya the donkey: omg you guys are so boring *leaves call*
Everyone: that donkey

by Oskmalot November 3, 2020