Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

by hSak August 29, 2020

christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.

“Come makeout with me!”
“Why?”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout!”

by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023

Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”

“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”

by Maxamagican September 9, 2020

White Christmas

When you snort some cocaine on christmas morning

Why is there white stuff on your nose?

Oh, man I just had me a white christmas

by BootyWarrior89 December 21, 2014

Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021

christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass

You are a Christmas cow

by Gd9870 December 11, 2018