Urban Dictionary: Definitions by 7InchDictionary

Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

To eat something in a particularly moist way

"Sally really smunched those crackers"

"She's a real crackersmuncer"