Definitions by 7InchDictionary

Christmas 

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

Christmas by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021

National Today Day 

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

National Today Day by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

Smunch 

To eat something in a particularly moist way

"Sally really smunched those crackers"

"She's a real crackersmuncer"

Smunch by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021