7InchDictionary's definitions

National Today Day

The holiday that I made up for today

Person 1:"It's National Today Day!"

Person 2:"Sigh- I'll get the spork"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks

I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now

by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021

Smunch

To eat something in a particularly moist way

"Sally really smunched those crackers"

"She's a real crackersmuncer"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021