Twat Waddler

Female version of twat waffle, most likely possessing a large bush that she is in denial about.

Basically that girl in your friend group that sucks the life/fun out of everything, giving new definition to the term "Twat Waddler."

by Darrell23 October 15, 2010

twat swat

the female act of cock blocking.

she is being such a twat swatter.

by TDIX January 26, 2010

Twat Kabob

A twat that is on a kabob. Used as an insult to express anger towards someone or something.

Sally is such a twat kabob, she never comes to my parties.

by ColeYoung January 5, 2008

slap twat

someone who plays bass guitar and shows off by constantly playing slap pop

wtf this kid thinks hes solid because he can play slap pop. what a slap twat, lets see how good he is when i slap his ass and pop a cap in his ass.

by mr ess February 21, 2009

twat spot

Known to common people as the bedroom.

Me and my honey spend alot of time in the twat spot....

by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

twat bagger

One who uses female condoms. A twat bag being a female condom or to use one.

Tracy is such a twat bagger. She won't let you fuck unless she burries a rubber in her twat.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

Polit-twat

1.)A combination of the words "political" and twat. A polit-twat, sometimes shortened just to twat is someone who believes they understand politics, when in reality, they've only heard biased liberal/conservative media. Is also someone who claims that the next president of the United States of America, Barack Obama, is a terrorist/muslim/arab/socialist.

A common Polit-twat would also call Barack Obama a racial slur.

2.) Some kid who agrees with their parents on everything, not having their own opinion.

That Andrew kid is a polit-twat. He probably shouldn't have a voice.

Mommy said that liberals kill babies. I don't know what a liberal is, but Obama is one, so he's evil and a terrorist.

by Daniel "Toast and Jam" Hogar March 21, 2009