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tonic

Carbonated beverages mistakenly refered to as Soda, Soda-Pop, Pop, or some other misnomer West, and South, of the Berkshires.
Examples include Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, RC Cola, and Sprite among many others.
"Hey, grab me a tonic while your in the kitchen."
"Whatcha want?"
"Make mine Moxie"
by JoeSixpack December 30, 2003
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Hot Topic

It's just a store in every mall, where most posers go to shop. I go there to purchase some shirts/hoodies from my favorite bands, and not once I have gone there without hearing at least 2 posers and 2 normal people
I've literally heard people say this:
Poser1: "Man, my mom would never let me have that ICP poster!"
Poser2:"Yeah man, buy it!"

Poser1:"Let's buy something my mom would never let me wear."
Poser2:"Yeah, how about that Good Charlotte shirt? They're pretty gothic."

NormalPerson1:"Can I borrow some money for that Sabbath shirt man?"
NormalPerson2: "Uh, sure."

So yeah, if you only go there 'cause you think you're being rebellious or just to prove you're some "uber goth anarchist skater dude" or whatever, then you're truly a poser.
by T-Virus April 28, 2005
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toxicology

pretty much one of the only legit MD letters to have on your badge that let's you both be a doctor and know pretty much how every class of everything works together.
example: patient- 'the problem is an upset stomach, and no doctor, i never smoke, never have.. but my roommate did just purchase a vaporizer'

Toxicology md -'ya bro that is mighty cool, unfortunately that fancy king vapor you bought for 39.99 was sent to you with plastic woven in the amazon jungle. you have got the typhoid fever, germs hidden in that plastic, this is the drug, schmided, 3 days. and by the way, smoking out of that glass is way better for you longterm, considering your lung can regrow 4 times the damage caused by your average bong hit it just under 26 hours.'

=groupi-- your like house!

republican- smoking is bad. you are a sinner

democrat- smoking is bad. you are breaking the law.

obama- smoking is bad

clinton- puff it to your country

"cool" md- 'oh bravo for you sir there is literally nothing i can think of that is directly bad from that, we'll figure out what's your stomach don't worry. for now, eat this head of romaine lettuce. all of it''

"good" md-'ok i'm sending your blood down to the labs to figure out what strain of bacteria you've got. and although there is nothing known about the true effects on health, i would never and will never advise it be used.'

dr dre- 'here son inhale this. now you got the munchies and your immune system is on, go eat some fiber'

dr dre's assistant: flava fav- '_ _ _ _ _!!!' (YA BOY)
by 2-ag May 20, 2010
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Tonic-Rust

Tonic-Rust is when lemon/orange flavored/colored drink is poored on a red heads crutch.
Tom "Oh geeeze someone poored fanta on my already red pubes!!! i just got Tonic-Rust!!!"
by Hoxzyk April 8, 2011
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Topic Creep

When you start a converstation on one topic and end up a completely different topic. At some point you realized it and try to backtrack to the orginal topic.
Common amongst drunk friends and often not noticed. Confusing to anyone that walks up in the middle of the conservation.
BP : "yeah you don't never know what you will find in a bar bathroom"
AM: "wtf are we talking about? topic creep!"
by Dick Suit1 August 19, 2014
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Toxism

People in the Toxism religion that believe Toxicity to be the ultimate god.
"I'm a Toxist!"
"What's a Toxist?"
"I believe in Toxism!"
"WHAT'S TOXISM?"
by iiToxicAcid May 5, 2020
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lethal toxin

infamous member of the Leet poo hit krew. known for smashing the skulls of noobs with his bare hands. see also probe and leet poo hit krew
noob-"OMg u faggot wallhaxor, how did you know i was there!!??11!!"

pwnmaster tox-"STFU"

noob-"OMG WUT R U DOING TO MAH HEAD!!1OMG YOU CRUSHED MY CRANIUM!!!:'("
by vergeltung November 29, 2004
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