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Nade-tard moment

A nade-tard moment is in reference to Call of Duty. This is when a player looks around a corner for about 10 second, and thinks the coast is clear. Right as he starts to pull the pin on a grenade, an emeny jumps around the corner and kills the grenadier.
Guy: Ya, I died like 20 times this round.
Guy2: Dude! How did you do that?
Guy: Well, I had a few nade-tard moments. They got me every time!
Guy2: Ha ha!. That blows(no pun intended)
by NUTsTUN March 29, 2011
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megasuperfag-i-tard

Megasuperfag-i-tard means to be beyond fag and tard its so beyond amazing its unfathomable
Look its a bitch you know that person is a Megasuperfag-i-tard
by J the fantastic word maker August 21, 2023
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you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*
by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018
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Buzzword Tard ( BT)

The self-aggrandizing retard at work who always throws out esoteric lame buzzwords to cover his incompetence.
When losing an intellectual point "...but the literature says..." "...SWOT analysis indicates....."

...What a "Buzzword Tard ( BT)". He's always trying to look smart by throwing around the 25 cent work-world words.
by Leeeeesah April 25, 2011
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Megasuperfag-i-tard

When being retarded and a fag isn't a big enough word so you so say this and its such a good word its unfathomable
That little bitch down the road megasuperfag-i-tard
by J the fantastic word maker August 21, 2023
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R-tard

When someone does something strange, preverted, or extremely sexual.
Roxie is an R-tard who likes to suck on Ryan's gooch.
by RubXcube September 4, 2007
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Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010
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