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2D3D Shock

Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.
I got 2D3D shock when I met the offshore team from Madrid at the conference. Alejandra is hawt.
by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024
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Shuttle shocker

Folding a rubber glove into the shocker position, shitting in the glove, and then freezing it for later use in masturbation of a female.
Hey, I’ve gotta take a shit, want me to set up the shuttle shocker?
by MegaMind_BE March 7, 2024
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Analphylactic shock

The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.
“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”

“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.
by Savageindustries March 17, 2024
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legit shocked

what you see is not actually what you see
Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”
by Spectacular1 May 26, 2024
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Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
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Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.
“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”
by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024
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Facial Shocker

When eating out a woman from behind and using your nose to stimulate their booty hole
Last night my girlfriend was climbing into bed and I hit her with the facial shocker.
by SupTodd March 18, 2026
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