Butt Sandwich

When someone sets their butt on something, such as a TV remote and gets it stuck between their butt crack.

Brian: Yo, Dan nice butt sandwich.

Dan: Oh fuck! I sat on the remote again didn't I? I knew my ass felt weird.

by nateman89 March 4, 2011

Breakfast Sandwich

A slang term for money. Replaces "Bread," "Cheddar," and "Bacon."

The combination of the 3 make up "Breakfast Sandwich"

"I'll be bringin' home the breakfast sandwich tonight!"

"Gotta make that breakfast sandwich!"

"Times are difficult, it's getting harder and harder to bring home the breakfast sandwich."

by PDawgRukus April 15, 2009

Dick-sandwich

a state of being; when you feel like the grungiest piece of shit in the world.

We hide in the wheat field for hours afterwards I felt like such a Dick-Sandwich

by Salty Noodles March 24, 2009

Sandwich Breath

The breath usually associated with Asian women, smelling like a sandwich.

Did you talk to Mrs. Kim today?

Straight sandwich breath bro!

by Dylans Got Swag April 10, 2009

air sandwich

word used to describe the motion of someone moving their lips without emitting sound, resembling the act of eating.

Due to his amazment, he started to eat an air sandwich.

by Justin Halley Scott July 14, 2006

shit sandwich

The type of sandwich someone just ate who has particularly bad, shit-smelling breath.

Holy crap! Dan's breath smells like he just ate a shit sandwich!

by Percy McDugan May 21, 2004

poop sandwich

The act of defacating between two peices of rye bread, then topping it off with some fresh cum.

Guy 1: I'm so hungry

Guy 2: Want a poop sandwich?

by The Shit Chef February 26, 2011