A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.
by Nick September 2, 2003
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"My Girlfriend gave me the best stonejob...but now my dick hurts."
"The best rocks to use for stonejobs are small pebbles."
"The best rocks to use for stonejobs are small pebbles."
by MuffinTop1490 December 6, 2009
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An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
by STONED! March 29, 2010
Get the Stoneing mug.This is the passive-aggressive stance many people take during a fight. It's the "Nothing's wrong, I'm fine!" said even when there is clearly something wrong. After all, you didn't used to give short answers to your partner's questions or purse your lips all the time, did you?
John: I was drunk! I didn't mean to kiss her at that party. You're not mad, right?
Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.
Jane (stone waller): Sure. I understand.
by Charlotte Dennings July 22, 2011
Get the Stone Waller mug.Expression used by an old Gypsie Hag in a dream as you are driven in a car past an old dilapidated building. Later in your early teens you lie in bed fully awake and a voice in your head says "Stone The Crows".
by BorisMcHack October 28, 2004
Get the Stone The Crows mug.a good band, but its unfortunate that so many people like them yet they have never heard of kyuss, a 90s' band that all of the songs for the deaf lineup was in. qotsa is basicly kyuss reformed and not as good.
I thought qotsa was great but then I got "blues for the red sun" by kyuss and now its like comparing black flag to henry rollins band
by R.I.P. R+B March 27, 2005
Get the QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE mug.The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
by KFRESHHH July 27, 2009
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