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Squirrels 

Squirrels, I forgot to reply to your message.
Squirrels by Eyes89 November 2, 2021

squirrels 

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.
"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland
squirrels by v_koshi May 7, 2022

squirrely old fuck 

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
Something you say when an event is weird, strange, funny, or normal. It is named after the animal squirrel.
I just got a hamburger, it was pretty squirrely.
Squirrely by ramzomiduke August 5, 2022

squirrels in a basket 

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.
"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"
squirrels in a basket by dyenasor October 15, 2022

squirvel 

“Hey, I need a blanket
“It’s in my closet! Just squirvel the shirts.”
squirvel by Squirvel July 10, 2023