Kentucky Slim Jim

When a girl poops on a guy's chest and pukes in his mouth.

Man, she gave me the gnarliest Kentucky slim jim last night. I think I have to torch the place.

by coldbrewshart September 28, 2022

dirty slim shady

The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.

I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!

by slumlordslim October 24, 2022

SILKY SLIM

SILKY SLIM...AKA...MARK ROSS...A 6'5 TALL WHITE GUY FROM KINGS MOUNTAIN, NORTH CAROLINA...KNOWN AS ONE SMOOTH, COOL AS DUDE...BUT BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE CAN BE A SILENT ASSASSIN...A REAL PLAYA FROM THE HIMALAYAS...MR TAKE YO CHICK

PERSON #1...HEY GIRL,I AM LOOKING FOR SOME GUY NAMED SILKY SLIM...WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT...

PERSON #2... YEAH I KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...HIS NAME IS MARK ROSS AND YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL...

PERSON#1... WHY SHOULD I BE CAREFUL

PERSON#2... BECAUSE EITHER WAY IT GOES... HE WILL FUCK YOU ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

by SILKY SLIM December 1, 2022

Eclipse Slimeball

When you cover someone's eyes with your balls and Slimeball Creampie their mouth.

I pulled the ol' Eclipse Slimeball on my girl and she left me. I'm so confused!"

by The Original Slimeball February 1, 2023

Indiana slim Jim

the act of burping slim jim breath into someone else’s water bottle during a road trip

“Bro yo stank ass breath ruined my water bottle. You know how many wash cycles it’s been through and it *still* smells that bad?”
Ah yes the ol’ Indiana slim jim

by iouwu February 7, 2023

fake slime

Slang for fake friend apposed to a real slime which means real friend

WTF DUDE UR DATING MY EX YOUR SUCH A FAKE SLIME

by 🌽🌽 April 2, 2023

Wasted Slime

When a woman is horny, but there’s no suitable outlet for her horny energy and her natural lubrication goes to waste like a snail with nowhere to go.

The female version of blue balls

Jenna: Did you get it last night?

Stephanie: No girl, I’ve got so much wasted slime

That guy seemed hot but I got cock blocked. Wasted slime

by Jubilee Jim April 4, 2023