pre-death crisis

last crisis in your life.

person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.

by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021

Pre-queef

Vaginal vacuum prior to queefing

Fuck I pre-queefed

by Yourcabbie April 21, 2023

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Pre-blowing

The act of visualizing what you are about to blow.

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.

Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.

by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

Pre-leng

Used to tell someone they are half cute half ugly.

Example: Jonas and I saw a pre-leng girl yesterday.

by Jaayme October 23, 2020

Pre-friend

The relationship between two individuals past acquaintanceship, but not quite at the level of friendship yet.

It can be used to describe a coworker or classmate with whom you wouldn't really spend a whole day alone with; but are familiar enough to wave at in a mall.

Brandon and John see each other every day, but they hardly spend time together one-on-one! Nato calls them "pre-friends".

by Nate Obenkrieger December 28, 2023

Pre-Adult Syndrome

Refers to feeling Depressed, Horny, Anxious, unprepared, and or lonely due to being at an age where you are transitioning between child and adult, usually between 18-26.

I am sorry, but these feelings you are suffering from are often those associated with "Pre-Adult Syndrome" and the uneasiness of not knowing what your future will look like.

by Partgn September 22, 2020