piss turtle

Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.

Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.

by Irish don June 26, 2014

piss white

When one ejaculates semen out of a penis either by mistake or during a flaccid period.

My penis is so pathetic that it just decided to piss white.

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration

Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.

by mastasippa December 20, 2014

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Piss Gifted

The ability to perform amazing feats and or be charismatic only while drunk.

I was always amazed with my musical abilities, in that, I could spontaneously make up humorous lyrics for country songs in real time...especially when I was drunk. Turns out its so formulaic that any moron can do it. DAMN!! I thought I was piss gifted

by GlobalMessenger January 9, 2015

laser piss

A laser piss is when you piss in a straw and connect it to an air compressor. The speed at wich the piss exits the straw is comparable to a laser, thus, laser piss.

''You can't piss a 800Km distance to reach my head''

''Watch me engage a laser piss upon ye!''

by Baab32 November 5, 2013

False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013