period

Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.

Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring

by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022

Period

Something that’s alll girls get and it’s painful

Danm I’m on my period!!

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Periodt

Term used by grill who shall not be named because she can’t spell and will make you look up periods in pubescent teenage women

*sends inspiring quotes and picture*
“periodt”
“wtf”
*looks up period*
*ptsd kicks in*

by G9m3bl0zer April 27, 2022

Periodt

To end a statement, it can be used if you are agreeing with something that's said,

it can be used as a term of endearment,

it is also known to be used as a good or bad expression!!

"Chile your dress is lit periodt"
" She don't want none of this because I'mma bout that life periodt"💅🏽
"Periodt Sis" "periodt Pooh"

by Miss_binkeyboo1 May 3, 2022

Periodt

A word bitchy 13-20 year old girls will use to sound “quirky and random” that pisses me off

Girl 1: omg no way gurl he did not disrespect you!
Girl 2: yeah I don’t want to talk to him ever again, periodt!
Guy 1: what did I do????

by Guy_1 May 14, 2022

Period

Woman gave this once a month. When this happens, they can’t decide what the fuck they want.

Person: “are you on your period?”

Lonely Girl: “FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!”
Person: “ok…… chill”
Lonely Girl: “Actually, Come back don’t be my dad.”

by Gsiavsksgeka May 18, 2022

Periodt

When someone says something iconic or amazing, either them or someone else would say "periodt" to finish the conversation as if they just won the "disagreement".

girl 1 : you're so ugly no wonder you get bullied
girl 2: Have you seen your face? Not even plastic can fix that

girl 2's friend: Periodt!

by bigjenny May 30, 2022