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Malexory Beach

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!
by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011
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kyle beach

A term used for one who needs to stop talking.
"Hey, this guy did something really awful to me."

"No one likes a snitch, kyle beach."
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head
When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."
by McWritah July 26, 2015
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Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)
I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned
by qwerty_not June 22, 2006
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West Wittering Beach

West Wittering beach is A Lovely non Rocky beach on the south coast of England near Chichester and Hayling Island it is known for half-naked Fat middle age men who might need a Stella Artois. It's brother East Wittering Beach is a rocky beach that no one else wants to go to (its also near Chichester and Hayling Island) it's in west Sussex and was recently closed for a weekend for no fucking reason
Hey mate wanna go to East Wittering Beach ''No wanker I wanna go to West Wittering beach''.
by Thebestbeachever July 26, 2022
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beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places
Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!
by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018
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Thunder Beach

An elegant upper-class town of Pimping & Swagger. Found in Ontario Canada.
These tricked out bitches are only usually up at their cottages during the summer, collecting pussy on the exquisite sands of the beach, but the cottager's happen to be huge dicks. The residential members of Thunder Beach however, chill there 24/7 all year round , and are usually the slickest most King mother fuckers you will ever see.. The richest members build multi-million dollar cottages just for fun, while the others who aren't fucking retarded cottagers, are out snappin' necks and cashin' cheques like a boss.
If you ever meet somebody from Thunder Beach they will probably kick your ass in anything you choose, and will most likely have bitches beneath their arms. If you are one of the lucky few to know somebody from Thunder Beach, bang them and you will become famous.
"Holy shit guy that chick is so hot" "She's got to be from Thunder Beach"

"Bro how does that guy have so many bitches?" "He's got that Thunder Beach Swag"
by reppinthebeach November 24, 2011
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