Numbers On a Screen 

What money is. Also, what you say to rationalize blowing all your money on booze/women/toys/coke. Replaces "little pieces of paper," which is deprecated.

Guy 1: Shit, $100 for four shots of Patron?!
Guy 2: Man who gives a fuck, money is just Numbers On a Screen!
Guy 1: You right.

Numbers On a Screen by bbbu_darkness July 22, 2011

Nuber 

A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells

That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.

Nuber by David Fern June 19, 2008

by-numbers

Added to the end of a word to suggest that the word is done without much thought and doesn't/didn't require much actual skill or effort. Derived from the Paint-By-Numbers that we all enjoyed during our childhood.

Troilus: Wow, Eggers is sure using some sweet moves on that chick Rebomblette!
Fusto: Nah, she'll see right through him - it's just nice-guy-by-numbers.

by-numbers by Eggers07 January 4, 2008

Nomberried 

The act of french kissing an unconscious person who is either in a coma or knocked out.

Trent nomberried Lisa while she was in a coma.

Nomberried by Anonymous Insectoid October 7, 2016

numera 

An ugly fat couch potato.

Your a numera

numera by I spit facts 002 March 2, 2021

your days are numbered 

1)I am going to hurt and/or kill you.

2)You don't have much time before you get into big trouble.

"Your days are numbered," growled the henchman, taking out a knife.

When Robby broke the vase, he knew his days were numbered and that his mother would be very angry at him.

your days are numbered by Newbia June 2, 2004

numberacy 

A misspelling of numeracy that also denotes familiarity with numbers.

Some politicians may be not be very literate, but can compensate for this by having great Numberacy.

numberacy by Ratbite Jakes May 15, 2019