mike.vibin 

Has the best takes and never misses. Has around 3.3 followers on TikTok.

I aspire to be like mike.vibin he’s my idol.

mike.vibin by Goffyguuber February 15, 2021

Mike Gulf'd 

When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.

I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.

Mike Gulf'd by Nifarius February 26, 2021

Mike Mihalski 

A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.

Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.

-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”

-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”

-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”

Mike Mihalski by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021

Mike Cox long 

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

Mike Cox long by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

mike strong 

Mike fucking Strong a god of all In this world sex appeal runs through his veins. He is what FBGM is about no gay shit like BLM he comes off as gay but he will rock your socks off with his magnum dong

Holy dick that’s mike strong

mike strong by Gaymannotreallytho May 3, 2021

Mike Aragon

An egotistical narcissist that does nothing but think about himself

Mike Aragon is the biggest asshole anyone will ever know

Mike Aragon by Qspy May 16, 2021

Mike Perry 

Definition of masculinity.

Man you looking all sorts of Mike Perry right now.

Mike Perry by Dar real man May 21, 2021