No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

No Jizz January by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

and all that jizz 

A variation of 'and all that jazz' where jazz means stuff, in this version it can mean stuff or unneccesary stuff or stuff that has a bad connotation or even a sexual connotation. It can also be just a way of saying 'all that jazz' that is unexpected and amusing.

I recently went through a divorce and all that jizz, now I'm ready to start dating again.

and all that jizz by James Franco's Mom December 6, 2010

dr jizz 

a man who can produce the largest amount of jizz (sperm) in his area/town

"dude after last nite i gota be crowned dr jizz"

dr jizz by kevin barry August 31, 2008

mind jizz 

where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants

corr i think i just mind jizz'd over sophie reade

mind jizz by grand master ppoc September 19, 2009

dolphin jizz 

Random sticky-ness or a spill of an unidentified object. Relating to jizz possibly too.

It's also just fun to say! "jizz of a dolphin; dolphin jizz.

"Yo, what's that dolphin jizz on your car"?

or

"The cobb salad looks great but what's that dolphin jizz on the chicken"?

dolphin jizz by Djicey702 May 31, 2011

Grilled jizz sandwich 

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

Grilled jizz sandwich by CrappyPap February 1, 2018

wizzy jizz 

the first piss taken after having ejaculated. this will result in some of your ejaculation coming out first before the actual urine comes out

John took a wizzy jizz after he had ejaculated on his girlfriend's face

wizzy jizz by T-Bar May 18, 2008