Jessica

Jessica is the most amazing girl that you will ever meet. She is everything you will ever ask for. She is smart, good-looking, supportive, funny, outgoing, and so much more things that I will fill up the page. Jessica will fight for you speak for you and be there for you. If you meet a Jessica, don't make a bad impression in front of her because you will regret it. If she walks into a room, it lights up. She will talk to you even if it means losing all her friends. I know a Jessica and I love her. She is the Best thing that has ever happened to me. She has a heart of gold and her words are like music.

Guy 1: "Damn, look at that chick, she so cute
Guy 2: "I wish she was mine!!
Guy 3:"Isn't that Jessica ?

by ImNOTStalkingYOu January 14, 2019

dirty jess

a "dirty jess" is a sexual term for oral sex. Most commonly known as "extreme 69" but more intense, where at the end, both of the participants float away in a hamster wheel.

boy1: yo wanna do a dirty jess?
girl1: sure daddy *floats away*

by okthen... April 20, 2022

Jesse

The HOTTEST GUY ON EARTH. He burnt his house down, then he burnt his road down, then the city, then the country, then the continent, then the Earth, then all the other plants. He's so hot that he scared the sun away.

OMG, LOOK AT THE GUY OVER THERE, HES SUCH A JESSE,

BUT HES NOW WAY AS HOT AS THE ONE AND ONLY JESSE CUCUMBER!!!!!!

by TTrules March 21, 2021

Jessica Rose

The actress who portrays Bree (Lonelygirl15) in the popular YouTube and MySpace documentaries.

omg, jessica rose, ur like so FAKE!1!

by JohnnyR.Casher September 25, 2006

Jessica

Beautiful girl who loves to sing or whistle or hum. Great with animals and people alike. Great friend to talk to. Guys love her. Very pretty with big boobs

"Wow who's that girl over there laughing with her friends?"
"oh that's Jessica"

by blondie June 6, 2015

East Jesus Nowhere

The middle of nowhere.

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home

by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009

Jesper

Awesome, cool, epic, the emperor of awesomeness.

dude, look what an awesome thing that guy did! he can only be a Jesper.

by Jinky24 November 30, 2011