Italian Quesadila

A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza

Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".

Waiter "what?"

You, "what"

by Golden Beaver July 6, 2022

Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

Italian wetmop

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye

Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic

by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

Italian

The most beautiful woman.

-Bro I heard she’s Italian
-No wonder she’s so fine, Ima ask her out soon.

by oscu is a qt June 14, 2022

Italian Style

When you get screwed over so badly it causes a massive inconvenience to your plans. Often happens in situations where you are taken advantage of in a greasy way, one where no prepareration could have been made to prevent this.

Friend 1: "I can't hang out this weekend, my boss told me to come in on Saturday AND to pay him back from the client lunch from last week."

Friend 2: "I thought he just gave you a promotion?! Sounds like you got screwed Italian Style."

by Stophe Mane September 8, 2022

The Italian Bead

The process of shoving raw pasta in your ass packet by packet and letting it marinate for 5-10 days until you finally release the bottom one causing a jenga effect. This is then served as a dish

Im midst way through The italian bead

by NewJork January 15, 2026

Italian litterbox

while in the act is coitus, a man ejaculates into his pectus excavating, forming a pool, and the women, dressed as a cat, begins to lap up the semen like a cat while purring aggressively and scratching at the man's face.

Hey Dom you have a sunken chest right? We should do an Italian litterbox.

by Fragrance Fag January 15, 2026