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good thing you don't keep guns in the house 

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.
Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

full house 

ONLY LIKE THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE!! By the way, did you know dj stands for Donna Jo?
OMG full house is on I have to stop having sex
full house by Martha and Lemon February 19, 2005

private house party

In the swinging lifestyle, a house party or private house party is an event that takes place in a home, resort or hotel where mate swapping and group sex occur.
private house party by wenched July 29, 2005

Full House 

If you have had sex with all the girls in a house, you would have done a 'full house'
Bro:''Hey dude, I had sex with Cindy last night!''
Dude: ''Oh no way man! thats sweet, didnt you have sex with Charliene as well?''
Bro: '' Oh yerr i did! Couldnt forget that!''
Dude: ''I was very very drunk at their house a month ago and Shaniqua swears we had sex''
Bro '' Shit dude! Youve got a Full House!''
Full House by dumbsound May 20, 2013

blows my house

Similar to blows my mind or rocks my world a phrase used to indicate something that one is enjoying or finds to be very good.
This record totally blows my house!
blows my house by Felan February 9, 2005

House of Boxer 

A residence soley comprised of the male sex, usually dressed in boxers of questionable cleanliness. Members of the residence often hold worringly biggoted views towards a wide range of issues, especially regarding women, (known by the terms: birdage, pussy, bitches, cum buckets...) When women are encountered in the residence they are either members of environmental health or members' bitches. They are usually utilised for the purposes of cooking, cleaning and sexual gratification. All in all a well rounded establishment. Indeed!
Michael, although an earnest and relatively morally upstanding member of the House of Boxer, knew what he thought of bitches!
House of Boxer by Uncle Rab February 7, 2005