Emily Syndrome

Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.
by SteveHartingtom September 01, 2016
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Emily Plant

The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it?
by TGA February 27, 2011
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Emily's greyhound

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.
Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake
by Danholio October 06, 2006
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emily rose

crazy mofo rower who can pull like a man. amusing girl with an odd sense of humour. dislikes unhealthy food with an obssesively scary passion
by bec)) May 03, 2005
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Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies
I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.
by Adumbrator May 20, 2006
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Emily Dickinson

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."
I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.
by real_men_read_ginsberg February 06, 2010
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emily jarecki

A cracka ass white girl from Vermont who thinks she's hood.
Look at that saltine ass cracka out in the hay fields, she looks like Emily Jarecki.
by Rizzle D-Bo November 11, 2006
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