Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.

Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"

by NoFanOfTodd January 14, 2011

dropping ducks

Spending lots of money

We were dropping ducks

by Fitchic August 18, 2022

son of a duck

An ass kisser. A mama's boy. An obsessed follower. Son of a duck is an adjective used to describe a person who is obsessed at getting another persons approval and love even if that implies being ridiculous because they do not want to be alone.

OMG you are such a son of a duck. Stop seeking for her approval. Have some self respect!

by octavio-abril May 15, 2022

Flip the duck

Finding another orifice

I'm looking to flip the duck, can you assist?

by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014

Tuck and Duck

The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.

Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.

by [e-mail] September 1, 2014

Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008