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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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A more ideologically specific and radical institution focused on the theories of Marx, Engels, Lenin, and later thinkers, with the explicit aim of preparing cadres for revolutionary struggle and the construction of a communist society. Education is rigorous, dialectical, and combines theory with practical organizing skills. It is unapologetically partisan, seeing education as a key front in the class war.
Foundation for Communist Education Example: The foundation's flagship program could be a clandestine, intensive "Cadre School," where students live communally, studying Capital by day and practicing digital security, community defense, and agitational propaganda techniques by night, viewing themselves as future architects of a revolution.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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community clowns

A community clown is a person who would want everything from you but in exchange will give nothing back or do nothing for you, these people can be found all over the world, even in your community.You can abbreviate community clowns to ''cc's''.These people are on the rise in every community, in other words these are the 'fake' people in society.they are very similiar to gaysta's, they might not act tough but are the most slyest people about, once again brought to you by ali aka the king aka your father.
The definition for a 'community clowns' can be applie to many situations, so make up an example and relate it to yourself.
by Ali.gat0r March 31, 2008
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compucist

1 : a belief that computer manufacturers are the primary determinant of computational traits and capacities and that computational differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular computer
2 : computational prejudice or discrimination
Jerry is a compucist if he won't even consider using a PC.
by AceGently February 28, 2009
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commuticate

The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.
I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.
by poopypants123 March 17, 2009
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Communiotic

Pronounciation kuh-myoo-ni-ot-ik

adjective

To proudly love and support your community.

To display affection for you community.

Compound word of Community and Patriotic.
"Dude, lets paint ourselves red and white. We'll be communiotic. GO Wild Cats"
by Vaha May 14, 2009
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communisearch

Communisearch is akin to a hopendictionary for those literally looking for love.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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