To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20
I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy
by Sandman September 14, 2018
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She's absolutely loyal and committed. She will subdue you and you'll love it. She is to be married, meddle with her at the risk of your irredeemable loss!
She's absolutely loyal and committed. She will subdue you and you'll love it. She is to be married, meddle with her at the risk of your irredeemable loss!
Dude 1: Hey man, are you and Branice no longer an item?
Dude 2: What's with this outrageous nonsense?
Dude 3: Easy now..I saw you with a red head last night is why...
Dude 4: You know how these things are. Red heads ain't loyal but Branice,that's where the heart belongs nigga!
Dude 2: What's with this outrageous nonsense?
Dude 3: Easy now..I saw you with a red head last night is why...
Dude 4: You know how these things are. Red heads ain't loyal but Branice,that's where the heart belongs nigga!
by milure October 20, 2018
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You: Hey, wanna go into Forever 21?
Branwen: Um, sure
Branwen in head: oh god...why did I agree to this?!
You: Ok, great!
Branwen: Um, sure
Branwen in head: oh god...why did I agree to this?!
You: Ok, great!
by Murie Curie November 10, 2018
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Get the Brandens penis mug.Bransky is a name you get when you combine absolute nerdiness mixed with outgoing and smart. He’s also a complete nerd neck at fortnite and will destroy you in any build battle
Damn this kid gets his Xbox taken away must be a Bransky
This kid has straight A’s he’s probably a Bransky
This kid has straight A’s he’s probably a Bransky
by Big man 720 January 12, 2019
Get the Bransky mug.Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his
Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
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