zach bird

it is a person that is athletic mid size and has girls having a pussy boner when he walks in the door . he has a huge cock normally half a ruler by age 12 he is a sexy motha fucka he loves women normally humping some girls with C in their name

zach bird is hot im having a pussy boner wanna suck all the cum outta him right now

by iheartpusst123456789 September 7, 2019

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

bird hunting

When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus

See also: grouse skinning

If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting

by Oldskoo83 October 27, 2017

kaja the bird

Kaja the bird is not a lifestyle, it's not super man it's a dance, it's a beautiful thing that makes everything possible often confused whit kajaj witch is a lifestyle

Omg that person is kaja the bird, so good

by Kajak03 March 20, 2017

Bird shitting

When a guy jizzes in someone or people in public without them knowing

Omg is that bird shit on you ?
Haha oh no it was some guy wanking over the balcony and bird shitting on you

by Bigworld April 6, 2017

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017