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Camus breakfast

a Camus breakfast is defined as watching the sun rise while drinking a strong black coffee and smoking a cigarette. Some variations can be made depending on the type of coffee and tobacco product, such as a “stranger breakfast” having a coffee with milk instead of black.
Hudson spent all night drinking and decided to cap the night with a Camus breakfast.
by Phillip. S March 2, 2025
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Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017
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breakfast shirt

A shirt of any kind that has a food stain on the front side. Typically on the chest area.
Everyone at Wal-Mart was wearing their tweety bird breakfast shirt!!
by JCutts March 22, 2019
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Breakfast

To have a shot of meth
It’s time for breakfast “ and the clock reads 4:20pm
by Crabbincrab420 January 22, 2019
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royal english breakfast

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
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maltese breakfast

A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.
Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife
by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019
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