Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 13, 2017

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in the boat

If someone pisses you off so much, that you never want to speak or associate with that person ever again.
Life sentence

If I find out he's done that, then that's it, he's in the boat.

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If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.

“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”

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Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014

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A drunk girl who try's to hit a boy she likes because he called her a bitch

Lol dumb boat

by Elizabeth belle April 21, 2017

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verb; to severely struggle or have a difficult time

We struggle boated all through that trip. Just about everything that could go wrong, went wrong.

by October 03, 2020

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Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

by Amyblackwellcomedy October 16, 2021

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