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abstinence only education

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.
by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006
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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.
That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?
by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017
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Austintude

SEE AUSTITUDE

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austintude (or Austitude) is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.

Unfortunately, the media plays a part in this by perpetuating certain myths and stereotypes (positive ones for Austin, and negative ones for other Texas cities.)
Example quotes from an Austinite showing Austintude / Austitude:

No, we have no traffic, no problems, absolutely no crime anywhere, and no air pollution from the cars that just sit in traffic. This is the Oasis of the Western Hemisphere. The other Texas cities have terrible summer heat, sprawl and strip malls, but somehow we just do not because we are magically exempt!

You're moving away from Austin? To where? Ewww!

You moved here from where? Ewww! Don't you feel like you should get down and kiss the ground that is Austin, you will be so enlightened now!
by Texas Expert June 23, 2010
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Austen

A man with a fat cock and a big heart
"Have you seen Austen, his cock is humongous!!"

"Yeah I did he is really cool"
by frickface09 May 20, 2021
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Aušrinė

Well, Aušrinė is a very clever, bright and beautiful soul. She will always have your back and will do her best to make you smile. Trust me on that one. It’s easy to have a conversation with Aušrinė, because she is very passionate about life and you never get bored with her. You’re one lucky bastard if you know Aušrine.
- Aušrinė is my bestie
- Hell your luckyyy
by mydadthinksimdumb March 25, 2021
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Agustina

Agustina is a short girl who just wants to feel loved.Girl who wears large sweatshirts to feel safe from the world around her. girl who jokes about having depression or anxiety but actually believes having them. She often says "friends" to people close to her but she does not really feel that way. She cries because she wants to have friends but she does not feel like talking to someone. is depressed by feeling depressed. her smile takes you to another world. she feels insecure about her body but the truth is that she is sexy.
love being around Agustina when she is not grumpy.
by Crazy_banana19y6 April 29, 2018
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Agustin

Standing next to an Agustin is like being Steve Urkel standing next to Sam Jackson. You just don't compare. Agustin is at the new frontier of Awesome, battling the hordes from the land of Wannabe.

God loves Agustin. When Agustin prays, God makes popcorn, with extra blessings of butter. When Agustin gives thanks, God sends him You're Welcome cards in the mail.
I'm going to the club to find an Agustin tonight.
by TheMeaty February 3, 2010
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