Apple Butter

Apple butter is the tan buttery substance around a gay man's anus after being penetrated with lube or jizz.

Aka gay men's version of truffle butter

David's ass is leaking Apple Butter after being gang banged by his coworkers.

by Mr Gilmore May 7, 2015

bobbing for apples

when a girl jacks you off while sucks your balls

john:Justin bobbed my apples last night
justin: oh it was a pleasure i was just bobbing for apples

by jarrettchuck4 July 7, 2014

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it

this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler

by spencer s August 7, 2006

apple eater

A shinigami, or japanese god of death.

If you don't respect your friend the apple eater will get you.

by apple_eater December 26, 2008

pine-in-an-apple

a pine in an apple
a more interesting word for pineapple

'im bored'
'lets eat a pine-in-an-apple'
'sure!'

by ashleyyz February 6, 2008

Jazz Apples

noun, Big fuck off testicles

adj, Jazzappling/Jazzapple - to teabag someone to Jazz Music or play jazz music using your balls.

(Also the name of a type of apple)

"Fuck off Jonny or i'll put my fucking Jazz Apples in your mouth."

"Seriously Jonny! I will Jazzapple your eyelids if you dont get your jazz apples out of my face."

"Holy shit Mark...That guy must have some serious jazz apples to fuck around with that guy."

"Nobody knows this...but Miles Davis...King of Jazzappling. Fo real."

by Babu Baloo September 1, 2011

Apple Bomberz

throwing apples in the middle of the road and watching a car run over it

apple bomberz is the tossing of apples on to the road

by sk8boardmaster21 February 15, 2009