Emily's greyhound

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???
no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

by Danholio October 6, 2006

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emily rose

crazy mofo rower who can pull like a man. amusing girl with an odd sense of humour. dislikes unhealthy food with an obssesively scary passion

oh my god, i'm going to be fat!!

by bec)) May 2, 2005

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Emily Post

An email, blog, or news group contribution that scolds one for netiquette deficiencies

I flamed some dude on a news group and some bitch sent me an Emily Post.

by Adumbrator May 25, 2006

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Emily Dickinson

A woman notoriously known for wiping her vaginal excretions with notebook paper and then putting a numbered title on top of the page. Long after she died, feminists found her cunt rags, bound them together in several books, and announced that her putrid leaks were "poetry."

I recently read Sylvia Plath's "Belljar" but it was Emily Dickinsoned and smelled terrible.

by real_men_read_ginsberg February 5, 2010

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