9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 21, 2006

The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

deep coof 9

When one is so balls deep, they might as well be in space.

"Where is Evan? I haven't seen him in a week! He must be deep coof 9 with his girl"

by Crossbone101 July 04, 2015

April 9, 1999

The day Schlatt ####### ###### all those people. He thought he could silence us, but were still here, we know.

Guy 1: Do you know what Jonathan Schlatt did on April 9, 1999?
Guy 2: he ####### ###### ### ##### ######## civilians

by hullám October 14, 2023

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023

80's on the 9

An expression acknowledging vague dismay- particularly towards an event or instance that happens or has been happening far too often, especcialy in a recent timeframe.

Third day in a row, no turnover until 8:00. Getting real sick of this shit.
80's on the 9, man.
Word.

by Fax Machine October 06, 2010