9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 21, 2006

9-3 curse

When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.

"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"

by Happ7hour September 23, 2021

The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

cloud 9 thousand

Being high as fuck on xtc

Damn that nigga is on cloud 9 thousand

by BlackStarr May 11, 2014

March 9 2004

when Alice was born

Doc: today is March 9 2004
My mum: I'm about to bear

by alice's birthday January 03, 2020

Mitchell Cat 9

The baddest motherfucker to walk the planet.

Hey look! There’s a Mitchell cat 9!

Mitchell cat 9 COMING THROUGH

by Big cat 49 June 13, 2023