A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.
Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men
by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023
Get the Vagina man mug.When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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"the woman that you are" is also used for female celebrities and characters.
"the woman that you are" is also used for female celebrities and characters.
"andrew garfield, the man that you are" photo/video of him doing something interesting or looking attractive
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Get the the man that you are mug.Person A: That thumb man gives one great night ,I wish I could be with him forever
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard
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Get the lean man💜💜💜 mug.A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.
Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.
People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.
People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
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