Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

Corn dogging

When you stick a chop stick in your penis hole and the penis shaft is used as the hot dog and the foreskin is the breading and then a girl bites on to your penis.

Sara: said can I eat your corn dog

David: said yes let me get it nice and warm

David: gives her the corn dog

Sara: enjoyed the corn dogging

by Comeonnnn January 6, 2025

The Doggy Room

Where someone with an Akubra hat is sitting on toilet tucking their snake inwards

"Two blokes saw a bloke tucking the snake in the doggy room"

by Rx4052 January 17, 2026

Legal Dogmatism

The rigid, inflexible adherence to a specific interpretation of the law (e.g., Originalism, Textualism, or a particular legal theory) as the only valid framework, treating legal texts as immutable scripture rather than living, context-dependent documents. It's the belief that the law contains one "true" answer discoverable only through your chosen dogma, dismissing judicial discretion, evolving social norms, and equitable considerations as heresy. Legal dogmatists are the theologians of the courtroom, arguing over the sacred commas of the constitutional canon while often missing the human forest for the jurisprudential trees.

Example: "The debate wasn't about justice; it was legal dogmatism. One side cited the 'original public meaning' of a 1789 phrase to block a modern regulation, while the other treated a 1970s precedent as holy writ. Both were more invested in proving their interpretive dogma correct than in whether the outcome actually made sense for the people affected."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Scientific Dogmatism

The treatment of current scientific consensus or a favored theory not as the best available model, but as unquestionable dogma. It confuses the scientific method (a process of skeptical inquiry) with the current scientific conclusions (its fallible products). This creates a priesthood where challenging the dominant paradigm is treated as heresy, not as science's essential engine of progress. It's science as a castle to be defended, not a path to be walked.

Example: "He exhibited scientific dogmatism when he declared 'the debate on nicotine addiction is over' and refused to read new research on genetic moderators. He was protecting a settled fact like a religious edict, forgetting that science 'settles' things only until better evidence comes along."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Atheistic Dogmatism

The rigid, often evangelical, belief that atheism (the lack of belief in gods) is not just a personal position but an objectively proven fact that forms the only rational basis for all epistemology and morality. It treats religious thought as a unified, stupid monolith and dismisses all theological or philosophical nuance as bad-faith trickery. It's atheism as a jealous god, tolerating no other understandings of existence.

Example: "His atheistic dogmatism was a sermon. 'Anyone who believes in any higher power is literally delusional, and their opinions on ethics are worthless,' he'd say, dismissing centuries of philosophy from religious and secular thinkers alike. His disbelief was as rigid and unreasoning as the faith he mocked."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Antitheistic Dogmatism

The specific, rigid belief that religion is not merely false, but an active, net-negative force of evil that must be aggressively opposed in all forms. It differs from general atheistic dogmatism by its obsessive focus on combat and deconstruction. All religious expression is seen as a threat, all believers as victims or enablers of a toxic system, and any peaceful coexistence as cowardly compromise.

Example: "Her antitheistic dogmatism was relentless. She'd interrupt a conversation about community food drives to rant about how churches only do charity to recruit. In her view, religion was a singular virus of deceit, and she was the immune system, attacking every instance without pause or discrimination."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026