A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
by TaraLM January 25, 2009
After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.
your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
by Dick Spillin December 01, 2009
Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”
by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021
"Man she's got a great ass. I'd love give her the Dirty Bayou Motorboat"
"This guy motorboated my ass last night like it was my tits and then he said something about a bayou..."
"This guy motorboated my ass last night like it was my tits and then he said something about a bayou..."
by imotorboatdownsouth March 25, 2009
by SHIZNIZZLE December 08, 2014
by hA hA hA September 11, 2004
The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’
Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky
by CleanCutBarley April 25, 2020