Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

detroit dirty dick

Having sex with 2 different girls within 24 hours without taking a shower

Yesterday, I pulled off the Detroit dirty dick with Sarah and Emily

by SHIZNIZZLE December 8, 2014

dirty grizzly adams

Similar to the dirty sanchez, with the horrific modifier being the large quantity of feces that is smeared across the victim's face, leaving them with fecal facial hair similar to the famed woodsman from tv's The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams.

I was going to give Amy the dirty sanchez, but I got carried away and before I knew what happened she was left with the dirty grizzly adams....may the gods forgive me.

by Ator February 27, 2008

dirty john paul

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead

I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.

by ajmxd August 8, 2021

Dirty snow plow

A bad deal; taking something good and leaving something bad in its place as derived from the common sexual act of swallowing a load and deficating simultaneous.

I really got dirty snow plowed last Valentine’s Day, I gave Becky a diamond ring and she gave me a gift certificate to Arby’s.

by Billy S. Pear March 16, 2019

Extra dirty Nathan

When you fuck a homies mom with your 35 inch cock

Nathan: hey Andrew I gave your mom some extra dirty Nathan last night

by Big dende April 29, 2020

Dirty Pete's Lake

The anus. Commonly used in association with anal sex.

Two wine coolers, a couple of Xanax's, and Side 2 of "Anne Murray's Greatest Hits" later, Cynthia lubed up, bent over, and invited me to Dirty Pete's Lake.

by Hokeyboy January 13, 2007