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just publish my goddamn definition

my definition was not a joke. it is an abbreviation that is used on the internet. I changed the definition and made it so anybody could understand it. it was a legitimate definiton ffs.

SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME
by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018
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Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.
When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"
by Oh_Oh_Oh_Oh,Ryan September 11, 2018
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Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.
The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
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make my balls great again

When your balls are fondled, licked and sucked, enough to make them great again..it's very simple and very satisfying.
Man whispers into his girls ear...make my balls great again....she does!
by P bear delite January 9, 2017
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I want you in my belly

A sexually meaning when the boy puts his dick deep inside your vagina, It’s so big that it could rearrange your organs
I want you in my belly , and your big dick inside of me”
“Yes it’s so big I’m gonna reach your stomach
by TylertysonSteve August 4, 2020
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i cut my own slack

Saying for jerks, slackers, cocky bastards, arrogant pricks and very highly respected douchebags meaning you are the one cutting the slack, and nobody else. There isn't anyone else in your life that you need to ask for help, because you know how to help yourself, and don't need anyone's permission.
"Cut me some slack, Jack! Sorry, I cut my own slack"

"Did your boss cut you some slack on your lunch so you can stay longer? I am the boss, I cut my own slack!"

See jerk, douche, cocky, bastard, prick, asshole
by slack cutter February 25, 2012
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My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.
Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...
by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023
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