Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3
"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"
by RyanKeith December 12, 2023
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Marco Joseph

A "Marco" has some very high racist way of delivering his humor that only 500IQ above will only get a chance to mimic their fraction of his humor.
-He is the inner divinity sacred within all of us
-Will send you memes mostly "dark" or "morbid"
-Powerful

*Buddies with Michael"
Marco Joseph: "Me and my Ex-wife had sex after she lost the one game we had bet on"

Michael: "what game?"

Marco Joseph: " Russian Roulette"

Michael: " YOOOOO"
by Gunnn June 08, 2021
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barron joseph

im barron joseph
hey are you barron joseph, me: ya
by barron joseph November 16, 2023
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Joseph Cuello

Straight as a goddamn fucking piece of stale bread
Person 1: Joseph Cuello is gay!
Person 2: No, he is straight you dumbass.
by AsrielYT October 28, 2019
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Joseph Michalopoulos

A Joseph Michalopoulos(JM) is a man with exquisite tastes. JM's only dine at the fanciest restaurants and at the same time they have the most disgusting bowel movements.
Tyrese: Damn you see that Joseph Michalopoulos man right there?
Porky: The guy eating the gold-covered tomahawk steak?
Tyrese: Yeah he's got style and good tastes.
Porky: I guess, but he just JM blew up the bathroom.
by Emo Punk Bi Girl <3 May 28, 2021
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Joseph Huang

He's a rebellious little bumblebee, often on the run from his superiors. Armed and dangerous too.
Glen: Is that Joseph Huang?
Dave: RUN
by Adult Keem July 24, 2023
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