sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 25, 2014

Rafer Johnson Jr. High

school in Kingsburg, CA, USA, North America, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, Universe.

hey bob wanna head over to Rafer Johnson Jr. High and get my flag football on?
sure man!

go sports!

by local kingsburg man September 13, 2023

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by March 15, 2024

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Kayden Johnson

This word means Kayden Johnson is indeed like dat

Hey dude did you see Kayden and dayli yea totally he’s kayden Johnson

by Hotdogbean027 January 25, 2023

QUANTRAIL JOHNSON

QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.

Example: Quantrail Johnson is unattractive

by Young ube June 01, 2019

Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 27, 2023