Water Ball Kiss 

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss

"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."

Water Ball Kiss by hisoka's lover March 17, 2021

Water WaterMelon 

Watermelon flavoured water except idiotic

"Are you enjoying your water watermelon?"
"Yes I am"

Water WaterMelon by Mlae man April 2, 2021

Water hoarder 

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

Water hoarder by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

Water Rickshaw 

Another word for a hovercraft

"Want to take the water rickshaw out for a ride in the swamp?"

Water Rickshaw by Finch181 April 11, 2021

Water bottle 

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

Water bottle by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

water-type 

Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.

“Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.

water-type by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

water that costs $1.25 

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch

my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money

water that costs $1.25 by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021