Touch My Body

A shallow and lazy potboiler of a song associated with an otherwise talented and respectable artist.
Appeals to the philistine audience.

Seriously, the lyrics sound like she took three different songs she never finished writing and put them together to make one full length one.
A girl's gotta eat, I guess.

Mariah: "Touch my body"
Chump: OMG, I looooove this song!

by Kappu February 5, 2009

the Touch

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

by Lord_D October 24, 2004

Touchebag

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

by MattyHdot October 29, 2010

Touchfuzzy

Repeating, redundant, this thing has done it all, and better than you. A Touchfuzzy is equal part god, equal part dumbass. Know a kid who wont shut about about all his exploits and has to one up you? Its a Touchfuzzy situation here.

He's so Touchfuzzy.

by Richter Malus Harlequin Junior November 10, 2009

Touch fest

Where there are a lot of guys around some women,usually teen guys around teen women, and they all decide to cop feels on them at the same time usually without the women wanting them to.

Were you in the touch fest?

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

touched up

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007

touchengraben

german for the common french word touche. commonly mistaken to mean playful violence.

Andrew: It's a bit nipply out isn't it?
Joycie: Don't you mean nippy?
Andrew: Touchengraben!
(Joycie giggles)

by drusolini September 1, 2006