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Country Living

an American lifestyle and home magazine published by the Hearst Corporation since 1978.2 The monthly magazine focuses on food, home renovation, home decor, DIY and lifestyle.
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by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Big Country

A person you work with who is partially retarded and acts like they do all the work but really all they do is watch everyone else and rages really bad when they do have to do something, also known to act like a boss and order everyone around also known to yell at dirt, also someone who is big country likes to wallow is the mud to make it look like they actually worked.
Hey did you see that big country he was throwing a fit because he actually had to do something, ya he was so mad he started throwing everything and looked the mud and yelled STOP COMING!!!!
by anonymous August 15, 2024
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag
by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019
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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse
Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.
by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
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Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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Country Poser

A country poser is a person who thinks they're country for living 2 minutes outside of city limits.
My cousin: yee-haw i'm a country dude
Me: no the fuck you are not, just cuz u own a shitty 9mm from amazon and live just outside of city limits doesn't make u country. fuckin country poser..
by Adrmpa12 July 13, 2025
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