josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
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To lick out or rimjob a shitring or dirty butthole I mean or just straight ass eating man taking your tongue and licking in and around a butthole
You remember that guy I met he loves cleaning

I love cleaning too
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lying on your bedroom floor, feeling the wood against your bones and just crying to fine line by harry styles
person 1: i'm cleaning my room
person 2: i should do that too bro
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Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.
If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol
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Stuffing thing underneath your pillow
"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"
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1. The act of removing dirt
2. The act of making a place neat and tidy
We should start cleaning up this mess
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Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.
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