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two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.
Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!
by elmarkio February 25, 2023
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The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night
by Mother lov3r March 2, 2024
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stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.
Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.
by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023
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Stone N Bone

When you and your partner(s) get as high as you can and then have sexual relations until every party involved has an orgasm before the first party passes out.
Person 1: I got some weed and viagra.
Person 2: I love you man but not like that!
Person 1: Nah, it's for me and my girl.
Person 2: So what? Are you all gonna Stone N Bone?
Person 1: Fuck yeah!!!
by Can I Get U Off? January 9, 2021
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Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air
Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet
by anonymous March 1, 2024
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McKenna Stone

McKenna is a very loyal person and would do anything for anyone. She can always make someone laugh and put them in a good mood while talking to her. She can also seem mean when you first look at her but when you get to know her she will always have your back. She is also a walking model. She has beautiful red hair blue eyes, and a pretty smile. Find a friend like McKenna. You wont regret it
McKenna Stone is an amamzing friend
by goldhairdontcare July 30, 2019
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Mike Stone

A Mike Stone is the definition of 'bitchboy'
Stop being such a Mike stone and get of the phone
by GrantR January 3, 2017
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