Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

Dirt Baby

A unsavory person who by the way they act or dress you imagine they would have been dirty,poor or troubled as a child.

You see that guy over there with the flat bill and the neck tattoos he looks like a dirt baby.

by Low budget definition September 2, 2025

dirt sunday

ice cream with a donut on top

I ate a dirt sunday at the place.

by Billy March 19, 2005

toenail dirt

that black shit you got under ya toenails

i tried to suck some toes but this nigga had toenail dirt

by Cocojah September 9, 2019

In the dirt

Train driver talk for a derailed train

Driver one: Did you see what the boy driver did yesterday

Driver two: yes, he put one in the dirt, he’s a useless 2 minute driver. I hope he’s off the road for a long time. He’s not even good enough to to be a driver trainer, let alone a driver!
Driver one: Amen, these off the streeter’s definitely weren’t hired on merit

by Buff man Mossy May 18, 2023